Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all Three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers buy no tickets at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "ticket please."

One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, "If you do what we say, we won't kill you." So three people followed the orders from the cannibals.

The cannibals said, "Go in to the forest and pick ten pieces of the first kind of fruit you see."

So the first person came back out of the forest with ten apples. The cannibals said, "Stick the apples up in your ass without making a facial expression." The person then frowned in pain after the second apple, so the cannibals killed him.

The second person came back out of the forest with ten cherries. The cannibals said, "Put the cherries up your ass without making a facial expression." The person then started laughing on the tenth cherry, so they killed him.

In heaven, the person with apples asked the person with cherries, "Why did you start laughing at the tenth cherry? You were almost there." The person replied, "I saw the third person come out with pineapples."

Junior manager, senior manager, and the boss were on their way to a lunch meeting. In the cab, they found a lamp. The boss rubbed it, and a genie appeared. "I will grant you one wish each," the genie said.
Grabbing the lamp from his boss, the eager senior manager shouted, "I want to be on a fast boat in the Bahamas with no worries." And poof, he was gone.
The junior manager couldn't keep quiet. He shouted, "I want to be in Miami, with beautiful girls, food and cocktails." And poof, he was gone.
Finally, it was the boss's turn. "I want those idiots back in the office after lunch."