One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, "If you do what we say, we won't kill you." So three people followed the orders from the cannibals.

The cannibals said, "Go in to the forest and pick ten pieces of the first kind of fruit you see."

So the first person came back out of the forest with ten apples. The cannibals said, "Stick the apples up in your ass without making a facial expression." The person then frowned in pain after the second apple, so the cannibals killed him.

The second person came back out of the forest with ten cherries. The cannibals said, "Put the cherries up your ass without making a facial expression." The person then started laughing on the tenth cherry, so they killed him.

In heaven, the person with apples asked the person with cherries, "Why did you start laughing at the tenth cherry? You were almost there." The person replied, "I saw the third person come out with pineapples."