A Frenchman, a British and a Newfie are waiting patiently at
the top of a ten storey building which is burning up pretty fast.
Finally the fire department get there only to find out that the fire truck ladder doesn't reach the building rooftop. The firmen then decided to get the old blanket out so that the guys could jump. They pulled the blanket up and signaled the three men to jump. The men looked at each other wondering who was going to go first. The Frenchman decides to go and as he jumps he yells out:"Vive la France!". Hearing this, the firmen bellow let the blanket go and the Frenchman hits the pavement. The firmen pulled the blanket back up and signaled the two remaining guys to jump.

The British decides to jump and as he jumps he yells out: "God save the Queen!". Hearing this, the firemen bellow, again, let the blanket go and the British hits pavement. Finally the firemen pulled the blanket again and signaled the Newfie to jump. The Newfie replies, "Are you kiddin' me, I saw what you guys did to my two friends. Gently spread the blanket on the
ground and back up".